“Hello, it’s the Martian. Space Jam Jordans.”

Every sneakerhead in the game should have their calendars marked, a requested day off from work, and their lawn chairs ready for December 23, 2009. If you don’t, than you’re obviously not ready for one of (if not) the biggest sneaker releases this year. The Air Jordan XI “Space Jams” are being retro released in the US to conclude a year of quite possibly the best year of sneaker releases any of us can remember in recent times, and to welcome a new decade.

In anticipation of the “Space Jams” release next month, we have two specially designed t-shirts to go along with our Holiday Collection. These tees are hot, so be prepared to buy a new monitor. I don’t want to be liable for any of them when these pictures somehow burn a hole through them.

First up is the Space Jam logo, but renewed with our favorite word, “SHOGUN.”

Second, we have a black Marvin the Martian head and his blasters on a varsity royal tee (Space Jam colorway) in a form to replicate our logo (the skull and guns).

Don’t say I didn’t warn you (as if you can actually read this).